how the hell did i get here
Ok, thank you for everyone who reads about my life. I love to hear your insites into things. Somethings a fresh pair of eyes can see things in a different light, that one could just never see. But also, I know my life truely is not too bad. Life really does not get me down, I am glad to have been given a chance to live.
Seems another good friend's life has been put on hold. The internet company, Saten's Internet, the best ISP in hell, just fired a good friend of mine. But he kind of set himself up for it. He should have known better than to walk over to the men's room with out clocking out. Yes, he got fired for not clocking out to use the restroom. One my first days, they told me I had to do this, I really did not know how to react so I just lauphed. I knew at that time my career with Joi, or a Saten would not be long when I saw that I was the only one with a smile on my face.
Ok, now, here is one of the strange things in life...that just happen to me. Could happen to you, if you work in a gay bar. This is not one of the aspects of my job that I am proud of. Here goes, there are nudest clubs everywhere, one just does not expect them to show up at their job. That was the big hint! Yes, on sunday, we have a gay nudest club coming in. It is just not my cup of tea. I have to serve drinks to, oh about 30, naked men. Now, so we are all clear about this one, nude is pretty, handsome, a work of God. Naked is something to throw a towel over...and beat with a stick. So I stand there with my clothes on, thank you very much, reading my book. If you are thinking, wow, a bunch of naked gay men....bet it leads to sex, than bing bing bing you are right again. The two rules of the day - 1. Everyone is Naked, but me and 2. No sex in front of me. To be honest, if the guys were hot, than go to it, jump on the bar, have at it. But the last thing I want to see if two guys in their sixties going at it with in five feet of me. There is a funny little dance I end up doing with a few of the guys...I hand them a beer and they pull out a dollar and say "I will give you this dollar if you take off your clothes" to which I snatch the dollar out of their hand and tell them "you do not know me very well, do you?" Once again I am the only one with a smile on my face.